Weirdos at the Zoo

If you are easily embarrassed, don't ever go to the zoo with my family (or anywhere, for that matter).

First, I thought I had found my summer job as an emperor penguin impressionist.


Then, I found my true calling: meerkat impersonator.


Gratuitous Chimp Photo Op


Four turkeys on exhibit


Teenage Mutant Ninja Tortoise






Here's my mom pretending to act normal. Give it up, Mom.






This is how you do it. Lift using the nostrils.





Here I am pretending to fall. I am so weird.


Here are some cool lion cub and tiger pictures that my mom took:












This one's saying, come on in, I won't maul you to death, I promise.




At least we know how to have a good time.